Saturday, October 25, 2008

McCain-Obama Dance-Off

I saw this last night on AC360. It is hilarious!

2 comments:

  1. What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?

    What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his college
    graduating class?

    What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?

    What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair
    while he was still married?

    What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable
    organization?

    What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

    What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five?
    (The Keating Five were five U.S. senators accused of corruption
    in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger
    Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)

    What if Obama couldn't read from a teleprompter?

    What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?

    What if Obama was the one who was known to publicly display a serious anger management problem?

    What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer
    distribution?

    You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected a
    reality, if the tables were turned, do you really believe the election
    numbers would be as close as they are?

    This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes
    qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative characteristics in
    another when there is a color difference.

    And, think of this - the candidates' educational backgrounds:

    Barack Obama:
    Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in
    International Relations.
    Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

    Joseph Biden:
    University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
    Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)


    John McCain:
    United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899

    Sarah Palin:
    Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
    North Idaho College - 2 semesters
    University of Idaho - 2 semesters
    Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
    University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism

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  2. It is almost funny how Senator Obama must continuously prove himself, while Mr. 494 out of 499 gets a free pass. To all of my PC friends, let me apologize now. I know the movie I posted here is sexist, but sometimes funny has to win, and this time it did. I know, I know I can hear you beege, but, you know I'm only human. Plus, I'll bet you laughed, too.

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